Got some rad news today: I am approved for a 4 week sabbatical. During this time, I get paid 20% of my salary to do nothing. Thank you KPMG.

As of right now, my summer schedule (by week) is as follows:

• 6/15 - Paid Vacation
• 6/22 - Training
• 6/29 - Paid Vacation/Holiday
• 7/6 - Paid Vacation
• 7/13 - Work
• 7/20 - 2 days work, 3 days paid vacay
• 7/27 - Sabbatical
• 8/3 - Sabbatical
• 8/10 - Sabbatical
• 8/17 - Sabbatical

Do the math and that’s 7 days of actual work from the middle of June til the end of August. 5th graders everywhere are jealous.